{"product_id":"9780385345224","title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken","description":"Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!\r\n \r\nFifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.  \r\n \r\n\"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook\", he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. \"I want to prepare you, very much.\" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. \"I will control everything that happens here,\" he says. \"You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient.\" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something...what? Something delicious. \r\n \r\nSo begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  \r\n\r\nAnd before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts: The Novice Bird, (easy recipes for roasters), Falling to Pieces (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and Advanced Techniques (the climax of cooking). Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.\r\n\r\nWith memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.","brand":"F.L. Fowler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47807699910974,"sku":"9780385345224","price":453.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4357\/7662\/products\/9780385345224.jpg?v=1707249233","url":"https:\/\/exclusivebooks.co.za\/products\/9780385345224","provider":"Exclusive Books Online","version":"1.0","type":"link"}