Lottie Brooks
Join in on all the fun as Lottie Brooks tackles the perils of growing up! The Lottie Brooks series is full of friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols. Primary school can be tough and no one knows that better than Lottie Brooks. Read through Lottie's adventures:
The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is ALREADY officially over. Not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she's just discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third. Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this fantastically funny new illustrated series for pre-teens filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and, of course, KitKat Chunkys. The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries. Praise for Lottie Brooks 'As the mother of a ten-year-old hoodie gamer girl, it is a joy to see the screens off. No amount of coaxing about the utter joy of a book had worked before, but Katie has managed to capture what this group think and feel in a positive, gently parent-mocking, life-affirming fashion.' Becci, Amazon 'My daughter is 12 and I cannot get her to read. However, I bought her a copy of The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks . . . and she's hooked!' - Vickles, Mumsnet
R 225.00
The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks
The hilarious new sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl. A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together. Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?
R 202.00
The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is BACK for more extremely embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her very first boyfriend! THINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE: · Have the most disgusting little brother in the entire world · Have to get braces when am on the brink of having my first kiss · Mum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM. Finally summer has arrived, and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France. Then Lottie meets new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier, but does it matter when he's THAT good looking? Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks: My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, teatime, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!". My 12-year-old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever 'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion.
R 225.00
Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip
Lottie Brooks continues to navigate the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols. Woe is me. So much is wrong in my life...Still look like a tomato. Am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude)My parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS! After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits! But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen!Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks: My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, teatime, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!". My 12-year-old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever 'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion.
R 225.00
Lottie Brooks’s Essential Guide to Life
From hilarious MEGA-bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks book with a twist!Hi, Lottie Brooks here! I’ve just found out that you’ve all been reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it’s meant to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!Seems like it’s only fair then that it’s YOUR TURN!Lottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and this book sums up all of Lottie’s knowledge and wisdom for a totally ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you through those tweenage years with their best advice on school, friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.Filled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!What will you find inside: Tips and advice from Lottie Hilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more! Space to write and illustrate your very own diary Takeovers from Jess and Amber Mum’s guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood’ (hmm, actually you might want to skip that page)
R 225.00
The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going brilliantly (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?).Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye. Pot Noodle, the cockapoo, becomes the newest member of the Brooks family. He's VERY cute but also not toilet trained AT ALL.Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving her best friends pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!
R 202.00
Lottie Brooks vs The Ultra Mean Girls
Today we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas are: Send her flowers Hypnotise her Kidnap her Tell everyone she smells like lasagne Emotionally blackmail her by making a BFF photo montage Just when Lottie thought life might be going back to normal, everything goes wrong again! Amber’s hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang at school and is completely ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Mum’s gone back to work and expects Lottie to ‘help around the house more’, Bella keeps biting everyone and Pot Noodle will not stop sniffing every dog’s bum. DISASTER!Now Lottie has to come up with a foolproof plan to get Amber back before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could go wrong???Join Lottie as she battles the mean girls, takes on school injections (apparently, they can go through your arm!) and even more extremely embarrassing moments.
R 305.00
The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks
From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like: Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack) Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit' Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture Cash (lots of it!) A new diary (I'm really getting through them!) Lots of love, Lottie xxx PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf! Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?
R 225.00
Die verbysterende bestie-blapse van Lottie Brooks
Hierdie reeks is skreeusnaaks en sal vir jong lesers ure se leespret waarborg. Die eerste twee boeke is nou in Afrikaans beskikbaar. Die pynlik patetiese lewe van Lottie Brooks. Lottie Brooks is byna 12 jaar oud en haar lewe is amptelik verby. Sy gaan amper hoërskool toe sonder enige vriende aan haar sy of ’n swierige kapsel. Boonop het sy besef dat sy te plat is om ’n BRA te dra! Sy kan maar net so wel opgee en hiberneer saam met haar hamsters. Die verbysterende bestie-blapse van Lottie BrooksLottie kry die hoofrol in ’n musiekblyspel en dit gee haar die kans om vir Daniel te beïndruk met haar talent as ’n singende krap, maar dis nie net sang en dans by die skool nie. Lottie se vriendskap met Mieke en Jess is aan’t skerwe, maak nie saak hoe hard sy probeer om almal bymekaar te hou nie. Gaan Lottie weer ’n verbysterende bestie-blaps beleef? This series is hilarious and offers laugh-out-loud fun for young readers. The first two books are now available in Afrikaans: Die pynlik patetiese lewe van Lottie. Brooks Lottie Brooks is almost 12 years old and her life is already officially over – not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she’s just discovered she’s too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third. Die verbysterende bestie-blapse van Lottie BrooksA lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it’s not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie’s friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together. Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?
R 225.00
Die pynlik patetiese lewe van Lottie Brooks
DIE BOEKEHierdie reeks is skreeusnaaks en sal vir jong lesers ure se leespret waarborg. Die eerste twee boeke is nou in Afrikaans beskikbaar.Die pynlik patetiese lewe van Lottie BrooksLottie Brooks is byna 12 jaar oud en haar lewe is amptelik verby. Sy gaan amper hoërskool toe sonder enige vriende aan haar sy of ’n swierige kapsel. Boonop het sy besef dat sy te plat is om ’n BRA te dra! Sy kan maar net so wel opgee en hiberneer saam met haar hamsters.Die verbysterende bestie-blapse van Lottie BrooksLottie kry die hoofrol in ’n musiekblyspel en dit gee haar die kans om vir Daniel te beïndruk met haar talent as ’n singende krap, maar dis nie net sang en dans by die skool nie. Lottie se vriendskap met Mieke en Jess is aan’t skerwe, maak nie saak hoe hard sy probeer om almal bymekaar te hou nie. Gaan Lottie weer ’n verbysterende bestie-blaps beleef?THE BOOKSThis series is hilarious and offers laugh-out-loud fun for young readers. The first two books are now available in Afrikaans.Die pynlik patetiese lewe van Lottie BrooksLottie Brooks is almost 12 years old and her life is already officially over – not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she’s just discovered she’s too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.Die verbysterende bestie-blapse van Lottie BrooksA lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it’s not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie’s friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together. Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?
R 225.00
The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks
From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new story from the phenomenal Lottie Brooks series!Lottie’s done with embarrassing herself. There can't possibly be any more ways to do it! Right?Have her annoying little brother announce her bra size while shopping? Done.Got her head stuck in a coffin during an escape room? Check.Go viral and embarrass herself on national media? Completed it.So surely nothing else could possibly phase her. Until an invitation from Amber to join her family ski holiday suddenly arrives . . .Join Lottie on her next (mis)adventure full of life lessons, funny LOLs, and cringe inducing moments . . . this time on skis!Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: The Totally Disastrous School Trip of Lottie BrooksBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 8: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Book 7: Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
R 300.00
