We Never Have Sex Any More

Can she give her love story a happy ending? This laugh-out-loud debut romcom about love, friendship (and accidentally telling everyone you're not getting any) is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk. Lottie and Theo have it all – except it. Lottie and Theo are definitely happily married: deeply in love, beautiful house, two adorable puppies… except that after seven years together, the only action they’re having in the bedroom is Netflix marathons. Why has every night become ‘not tonight’? Frustrated in more ways than one, Lottie drunkenly calls in to her favourite podcast (The Cliterati) to let off some steam. But her anonymous rant goes viral, with thousands of women replying with tales of their own long-term relationships going limp and floppy. Now everyone is trying to unmask the ‘horny wife’, the podcast agency make Lottie an offer which could change her life. The only problem is… Lottie still hasn’t told Theo about her confession. How on earth can Lottie admit to her husband that they could be famous – for being sexless? The laugh-out-loud romcom about love, friendship, and trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships, perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk.

Julia Jones is the pseudonym of Mary Hargreaves, an author of funny fiction set in the north of England. Her debut novel was shortlisted for the Romantic Novelists’ Association’s Debut Romantic Novel Award.She has worked in hospitality, healthcare, project management, scientific publishing and – for one brief and regrettable summer – the over-50s club scene.Splitting her time between Tuscany and Manchester (and the rest of the world when she can), she’s never sure where she’s going to end up next, but knows that writing, her husband and a general sense of adventure will be her constant companions.